Posts by Kevin
My Publisher Can Beat Up YOUR Publisher!
As often as I’m able, I like to sit on panels at conventions and talk to a whole roomful of people about writing and humor and publication and all that…
Read MoreDownstairs
Two weeks ago I fell down the stairs. Loudly. Dramatically. With just bucketloads of cursing. Our laundry machines are in the basement. (Why we have a basement in Florida next to a…
Read MoreBuilding a Universe
Be nervous when the UPS guy shows up with a hand truck. The UPS guy is bigger than you and knows how to handle heavy boxes. A hand truck means…
Read MoreGambini the Great
As long-time readers are aware, Lena, like the French in general, loves Little House on the Prairie. While it may at one point in history have been considered a “good”…
Read MoreDear Fantasy Advice
Dear Fantasy Advice, I am a pixie living in Tolgara. I’m married to a strong sprite from what I thought was a good family. I’ve loved him since the instant…
Read MoreWork Vacation in the Desert
Lena and I recently spent a week and a half in Arizona, for a designer’s conference on Adobe’s software products. She’s gone to a zillion cons for me, selling books,…
Read MoreFour Super-Easy Lessons for Writing Humor
(This article originally appeared in the JordanCon Blog for April, 2023) Writing humor into your book can make an already difficult task even harder. Like running one of those races…
Read MoreCheese and Sausages
“I will not sit here all day refreshing the Kickstarter page. I will not sit here all day refreshing the Kickstarter page.” Well, that promise is out the window. Last Friday we…
Read MoreNo, You Are NOT the Asshole
Lena and I climbed out of the car in the restaurant parking lot. “Take a look at this.” I indicated the car parked across two spaces right next to us.…
Read MoreHow to Make a Successful Human, the Jackassiest Way Possible
THIS IS WHAT it has all been building toward, the culmination of seven years and five novels telling the story of foulmouthed Keane and level-headed Sarah, our very own Misplaced…
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