The Umbrella

May 1, 2024

Back around the time Lena and I were first married, she worked for a guy named Mike, who owned a magazine. Mike wasn’t a bad guy …well, okay. Mike was a bad…

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To Catch a Panda

April 1, 2024

Not long ago, I had my Apple credit card number stolen. (I think it happened when I was getting gas at an unfamiliar station, but who really knows.) At any…

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Living Forever

March 4, 2024

I have a somewhat arbitrary goal of writing a minimum of twenty books before I stop, and given the low bar for the job, that likely means when I die.…

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The Star Trek Lamp

February 5, 2024

A while back, long enough ago that I am no longer worried about anyone involved reading this, Lena and I entertained fairly regularly. We’d have couples over and take return…

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My Publisher Can Beat Up YOUR Publisher!

January 5, 2024

As often as I’m able, I like to sit on panels at conventions and talk to a whole roomful of people about writing and humor and publication and all that…

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Upcoming Events...

Ancient City Con 2024

September 13 @ 11:00 am - September 15 @ 6:00 pm UTC+0
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