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About the Series

The Thirteen Kingdoms of the Misplaced Mercenaries universe create what a standard fantasy world might look like if you pantsed it, set it on fire, and kicked it into a pigpen full of switchblade-armed rattlesnakes.

Mercenaries, sorcerers, and royals butt heads and stab backs in their pursuit of empire and control, or just a simple tankard of ale in a quiet tavern.

Full of snark, fun, and laughs, this book series will keep you entertained and leave you happier for having read it.

Wrong Way Home

By Kevin Pettway

Series: Wrong Way
Parent Series: Misplaced Adventures
Book: 2
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Though she had to die to do it, Masika successfully made it into the Undergates. Now all she has to do is find the soul of a dead runecrafter for an imp, convince a living king to send them home, and not die permanently in the process. Masika had no idea what she’d signed up for when she promised to get two tortured gods home.

Masika’s quest to aid two minor gods of the Alir has landed her in the Undergates, someplace only the dead ever see, presenting a few logistical issues regarding her return.

The politics of the dead have all three of them on the run, and while enemies are plentiful, allies are thin on the ground. Though not entirely absent. After all, a lot of people have died before now.

Demons want to eat them, human souls want to use them, and then some of those human souls also want to eat them. But the greatest weapon Masika holds is the one thing in shortest supply in the Great Kingdoms of Hell, something that no one seems to expect, her own unrelenting sense of compassion.

That and an eighteen-inch-tall demon named Forby who used to be a sword. And when your only tool is a blade …

Every problem looks like a neck.

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Author Biography

Kevin Pettway is a long-time fan of good fantasy as well as a smartass. He has brought together these two burning passions to create the Misplaced Mercenaries series and the Misplaced Adventures series. Kevin lives in Florida with his wife of many years and two ridonkulously cuddly dogs, where too much of his time is spent wondering if he will someday be introduced to the world as “Florida Man.” You can find Kevin on FaceBook, Instagram. Fair warning, he is a smartass there, too.