Catholic Soap Sings

BREAKING NEWS: 8:33 A.M. MAY 25, 2012: In the Vatican, sources report that the holy golden soap dispenser in the Adjunct Cardinal’s third guest washroom has begun singing hosannahs in Lithuanian. According to the Most Holy Writ of Signs and Portents, this signifies that an Honest Politician has taken office somewhere in the United States of America. The DNC and GOP have each mobilized thousands of “representatives” armed with briefcases full of cash to seek this person out.

BREAKING NEWS: 8:35 A.M. MAY 25, 2012: Vatican, Vatican City. The holy golden soap dispenser in the Adjunct Cardinal’s third guest washroom has stopped singing.

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2 Comments

  1. Alan on May 28, 2012 at 12:06 pm

    Fake news huh?

    You making these up?

  2. Kevin on May 28, 2012 at 6:23 pm

    Yeah, I’d been doing them for awhile, and Lena suggested I take them to the bog. Hope you enjoy!

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