Stoned Gunman Fails to Kill Anyone

REUTERS:MAY24,2012: Thomas Hashburn, of Whoopsie, Maine, was arrested in a sting operation by the local police, in an effort to round up area marijuana dealers. According to arresting officer Nadine Jumpfirst, “The suspect was armed, and fired his handgun at us until he ran out of ammunition. If he hadn’t been so high, we probably would all be dead, and that’s the real offense here.”

Asked if she understood the definition of “irony,” Officer Jumpfirst responded, “Hunh?”

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