Gay Marriage Dealt Serious Blow

REUTERS:MAY28,2012: The Pro Gay Rights movement was dealt a serious blow this morning, after the liberal activist organization “Freedom to Screw Whoever I Damn Well Please” ran a position piece during ABC’s Good Morning America, with the intention of ridiculing the stance of their opposition.

The piece pointed out that the individuals clamoring for “Traditional Marriage” were ignoring the hundred or so other times the definition of marriage had been changed, making specific reference to marriage originally not being allowed between different races, faiths, and social classes, as well as women being traded into marriage in exchange for goods and property.

Carson Biggerbutt, the president of the conservative think tank, “My Family is Better Than Your Family,” turned Freedom’s argument on it’s head immediately after the piece aired, saying, “Yeah, we’ll take all that back too.”