Posts by Kevin
Kaylee the Flying Dog
I recently put a new fence in my back yard. I had to. We have a new dog named Kaylee Fry Pettway, who is what is sometimes called a “determined…
Read MoreSuperstar! (A Newbie Writer’s Love Affair)
One of the things I have tried to take most to heart, as I have begun my fledgling career as a writer, is how little about the business I actually…
Read MoreBook Report: The Witch Watch
Many years ago I became aware of Shamus Young by way of his intensely funny webcomic, DM of the Rings. It used screenshots of the Lord of the Rings movies…
Read MoreHurricane Names Get Badass
BREAKING NEWS: 8:02 A.M. MAY 29, 2012: The National Hurricane Center has announced a new scheme for naming tropical storms and hurricanes, which will begin next storm season. Emil Thunderwear,…
Read MoreGay Marriage Dealt Serious Blow
REUTERS:MAY28,2012: The Pro Gay Rights movement was dealt a serious blow this morning, after the liberal activist organization “Freedom to Screw Whoever I Damn Well Please” ran a position piece…
Read MoreCatholic Soap Sings
BREAKING NEWS: 8:33 A.M. MAY 25, 2012: In the Vatican, sources report that the holy golden soap dispenser in the Adjunct Cardinal’s third guest washroom has begun singing hosannahs in…
Read MoreStoned Gunman Fails to Kill Anyone
REUTERS:MAY24,2012: Thomas Hashburn, of Whoopsie, Maine, was arrested in a sting operation by the local police, in an effort to round up area marijuana dealers. According to arresting officer Nadine…
Read MoreMan Seeks Compensation For Stupid Career Choice
REUTERS:MAY23,2012: Jimbleton Thornswipe of New Jersey, Texas, has announced his intention to press legal suit against his parents, the New Jersey City Education System, Texas A&M, Penny Furholtz, and the…
Read MoreNew Heroes: First Edits
Here is an update for those interested in the progress of the new book, New Heroes. The initial writing is finished, and the book is out on its first round…
Read MoreChildren Shouldn’t Play With Any Things
This short story, taken from the Lesser Earth universe, introduces several new characters unique to the upcoming book, New Heroes: A Novel of Lesser Earth. I wrote it as sort of…
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